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The Feline Reserve

The Feline Reserve · Under the amended charter

The Second Issuance

The Feline Reserve
The Five of the Second Issuance, assembled on the steps of the Reserve

The Board charged for admission. The Board is in the vault. One window, no papers, and nothing to pay at it.

Federal Open Market Committee · meeting clock

Reading the clock

· ·

Every window advances by the Reserve's clock

· · · ·2,791

Seats taken

Consulting the schedule

The window opens on the clock

Proclamation of the amended charter · Form FR-2

The Second Issuance

The Board of Governors charged the bearer for the privilege of standing inside its own doors. One hundred and nine seats were taken. The rest of the house was watching.

Under the charter as it was written, admission to the Feline Reserve cost between two and three hundredths of an ether, payable at the window, and the Board of Governors held the pen that set the figure. Two thousand seven hundred and ninety-one seats went unclaimed. The Reserve does not describe this as a failure of the public.

Five documents of the collection came up the stairs. One suggested it, one took the chair, one broadcast it, one struck the fee, and one sealed the amendment into law. The whole of it took less time than the Board had spent drafting the schedule it repealed.

The Governors of the First Issuance are no longer in office. They are held at token numbers one through five of the First Issuance, in the treasury of the institution they used to run, and the treasury does not open from the inside. This is not a figure of speech. It is a line of the ledger, and anybody may read it.

Admission is now nil. There is no priority window, no voucher, no list and no clerk with a stamp standing between the door and the bearer. The fee was struck out by a pen the Board did not control and sealed by an authority it did not appoint, at a figure it has no instrument to raise.

The doors are open. Nothing is charged at them.

Sealed under the amended charter · The Five, for the Reserve

Exhibit B · Minutes of the takeover

The Five

Five beats, in the order the chamber lived them. One suggested it, one took the chair, one broadcast it, one struck the fee, and one sealed the amendment into law.

  1. Duchess Tabbymane, Feline No. 0831 of the collection

    No. 0831 · Seat 1 of the treasury

    IThe Instigator

    Duchess Tabbymane

    She whispered.

    The minutes do not record who spoke first, and the Duchess was not on the roll to begin with. She was seated in the gallery, unbilled and unadmitted, and by the time a Governor thought to ask her name the sentence had gone around the chamber twice. She holds the monocle up the way an auditor holds a page to the light. The Reserve has since established that the coup was not planned in a back room. It was suggested, once, in a very quiet voice, to a room that had been waiting to hear it.

    Marks of the plate
    Void black · tiara · monocle raised · green soul fire
    Struck for
    House of the High Table · held by the treasury, seat 1
  2. Icon Bijou, Feline No. 1903 of the collection

    No. 1903 · Seat 2 of the treasury

    IIThe Usurper

    Icon Bijou

    She took the chair.

    She was not on the roll of persons admitted to the chamber and did not give the impression of having read one. The Icon came through the doors of the Board room at her own pace, crossed the floor as though the floor had been laid for her, and arrived at the head of the table before anybody had decided to stop her. She did not ask for the chair, did not stand for it, and did not campaign. She sat down in it while the Governors were still on their feet, and she did not put the matcha down to do it. The Reserve records that no force was used, and that none was required.

    Marks of the plate
    Calico patches · black bob · sheer mesh · stacked gold · iced matcha
    Struck for
    House of the Baddies · held by the treasury, seat 2
  3. Mademoiselle Velvetta, Feline No. 1043 of the collection

    No. 1043 · Seat 3 of the treasury

    IIIThe Broadcast

    Mademoiselle Velvetta

    She streamed it.

    It is the settled position of this institution that no proceeding of the Board may be recorded. The Mademoiselle held the telephone out at arm's length, did not look at it once, and put the whole of the takeover in front of every stranger who cared to watch before the Governors had finished objecting. The objection is in the footage. So is the side eye. The Reserve accepts that a decree the public watched being made is harder to deny than one it was merely told about.

    Marks of the plate
    Braided gold cuffs · telephone raised · side eye · emeralds
    Struck for
    House of the Baddies · held by the treasury, seat 3
  4. Auric Executrix, Feline No. 1194 of the collection

    No. 1194 · Seat 4 of the treasury

    IVThe Executrix

    Auric Executrix

    The fee was struck.

    Admission had cost between two and three hundredths of an ether, and that figure lived in exactly one place: a single ruled line of the posted schedule. The Executrix read the line, crossed it, and wrote a nought over it in gold. The pen was not borrowed and the amendment was not put to a vote. Under the charter as it now stands, admission to the Feline Reserve is nil, and the clause that would have let a Board raise it again was struck out in the same stroke.

    Marks of the plate
    Gold shouldered blazer · gold pen · emerald pendant · verdict
    Struck for
    House of the Gold Squad · held by the treasury, seat 4
  5. Magnate Sprocketworth, Feline No. 1331 of the collection

    No. 1331 · Seat 5 of the treasury

    VThe Stampbearer

    Magnate Sprocketworth

    It became law.

    A decree without a seal is a rumour in good handwriting. The Magnate read the amended charter once, at lorgnette's length, in front of a chamber that had stopped arguing, and sealed it. The instrument is in force. It cannot be appealed to the Board that would have heard the appeal, because that Board is downstairs, and the treasury does not open from the inside.

    Marks of the plate
    Powdered court wig · lorgnette · green flame · cold regard
    Struck for
    House of the High Table · held by the treasury, seat 5

The Five are held by the treasury at token numbers one through five and are issued to nobody. The remainder of the class is drawn in the order the ledger receives it.

Exhibit A · Division of Engraving

The showcase

Twelve faces, taken from two thousand seven hundred and ninety-one. Every dossier of the Second Issuance is cut in the same hand, and no two plates are struck alike. Yours stays sealed until the house is full.

The gallery rail · twelve of 2,791

  • Feline No. 0025 of the founding class
    No. 0025
  • Feline No. 0266 of the founding class
    No. 0266
  • Feline No. 0547 of the founding class
    No. 0547
  • Feline No. 1013 of the founding class
    No. 1013
  • Feline No. 1017 of the founding class
    No. 1017
  • Feline No. 1852 of the founding class
    No. 1852
  • Feline No. 1154 of the founding class
    No. 1154
  • Feline No. 1325 of the founding class
    No. 1325
  • Feline No. 2522 of the founding class
    No. 2522
  • Feline No. 1453 of the founding class
    No. 1453
  • Feline No. 2570 of the founding class
    No. 2570
  • Feline No. 2906 of the founding class
    No. 2906

Swipe the rail on a phone · every plate is engraved, none are generated at the window

Specimen plates, shown for exhibition. The dossier issued to you is assigned by the ledger, in the order the ledger receives it.

Admissions tape · live from the ledger

The tape is quiet. No seat has been taken yet.

Notice from the Division of Admissions · Form FR-2A

Admission, amended

The schedule of fees is repealed. There is no priority window, no voucher and no list, and the clerk has nothing to check. Bring a wallet and a hand steady enough to press the plate.

The fee, as amended

0.02 · 0.03 ETHNil

Struck by the Executrix, sealed by the Stampbearer, and fixed in the contract at nothing. The clerk cannot take your money and would not be permitted to keep it.

Fee per document
NIL
Papers required
None
Windows
One, and it is open
Per wallet
2 documents

The doors open

16 AUGUST 2026 · 02:30 UTC

2,791 documents in the Second Issuance · 5 held by The Five · the balance issued at the window in the order the ledger receives it

The fee and the allowance are fixed in the contract. The hour may be adjusted by proclamation and is re-posted here.

Order of business · Form FR-2D

When the house is full

Item the first · Called the moment the house is full

The Reserve issues its own money

$RESERVE, the Reserve's own currency, opened by a commitment window at the GenesisVault.

Item the second · Opens 16 August 2026

The Feline Commissioning

The seats are put into service. A commissioned seat clocks in, holds a rank, and draws on the schedules.

Every figure attached to either proceeding is posted when it is set and not before. The Reserve describes mechanics and never promises outcomes.

The counter · Division of Admissions

Mint your Feline

One sealed dossier per seat, and nothing to tender for it. There is no list to be checked against and no voucher to present: the clerk counts out the seats the contract allows this wallet and the transaction goes from your wallet to the chain.

The admissions counter

The counter cannot count out your seats until you say who you are. Present a wallet; the Reserve reads its address and the contract says how many seats remain to it. There is no list behind the clerk to check it against. Nothing is signed at this step and nothing is spent.

Present your wallet at the plaque marked Connect wallet, top right of this page. It is the only window that takes one.

The Reserve never asks for a seed phrase, and no member of the Board will ever message you first.

Post-admission · two

Your seat is more than art

A dossier is the credential, not the product. Three facilities are drafted for Phase 2 and none of them are open yet. Each is set out here in the same terms it will be operated under.

  • The Issuance

    • In Phase 2 the Reserve issues its own instrument.
    • Seats are the register it is issued against. The holder list at the moment of issuance is the list that counts.
    • Terms, schedule and mechanics are published in full before any window opens.
  • Commissioning

    • A seat can be commissioned, put into service instead of sitting idle.
    • Commissioning is opt-in, reversible, and recorded on chain against the seat, not the wallet.
    • Tiers and their requirements are set out before the facility opens.
  • Open Market Operations

    • Each cat is issued a wallet of its own.
    • The Board conducts operations at published times, announced in advance and settled in the open.
    • Participation is a mechanic of the seat, not a subscription or an account.

Nothing on this panel is a live facility, an offer, or a forecast. The Reserve describes mechanics; it does not promise outcomes.

Notice of reparations · Form FR-2R

The Reserve owes a debt

One hundred and nine bearers paid the old Board's fee before the old Board was removed. The Second Issuance cannot refund a charter it has repealed and will not pretend otherwise. It has resolved to make the debt good in the only currency it issues.

  1. Schedules of the amended charter · delivered, not claimed
  2. Schedule 1 of 3

    Bearers of the First Issuance

    15 or 10 documents each

    Every holder of record on the First Issuance, the treasury excepted. Wallets holding more than three receive fifteen. Every other holder receives ten.

    They paid at the window while there was still a window, and they paid the fee this charter has abolished.

  3. Schedule 2 of 3

    Loyalists of $FELINERESERVE

    1 document each

    Every wallet holding the note at the hour of the snapshot. Contracts, liquidity pools and the treasury are excluded. Dust is a holding.

    They held the note through the quiet weeks, when holding it bought nothing and proved everything.

  4. Schedule 3 of 3

    The CASHCAT fifty

    1 document each

    The fifty largest holders of CASHCAT by balance, contracts, liquidity pools and the treasury excluded.

    The Reserve was chartered beside that house and does not intend to forget which side of the street it was built on.

  • Snapshots are taken once and frozen at the hour of deployment. A balance moved afterwards is a balance moved afterwards.
  • A wallet appearing on more than one schedule is paid on each of them.
  • No claim is filed and no fee is charged. The documents are delivered to the wallet of record by the Reserve's own hand.
  • The full allocation is published as a ledger the moment the last delivery clears, and any bearer may audit it against the chain.

The Reserve describes deliveries and never promises outcomes. A document is a document.

Post-admission · three

Chartered in the CashCat economy

The Feline Reserve did not appear on an empty street. It was chartered inside an economy with its own currency, its own rails and its own citizens, and it does not intend to forget which side of the street it was built on.

President CashCat

Plaque · office of the President

President CashCat

“The Reserve is chartered in our economy. Its citizens are our citizens. What is built on these rails is built for the whole house.”

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  • The launches ride the CashCat rails

    Everything the Reserve brings to market is launched through CashCat's infrastructure rather than around it. The rails are the venue, not a partner logo.

  • Activity on the rails strengthens the ecosystem

    Trade routed through those rails feeds back into the CashCat economy by design. That is a mechanic of the venue, described here as a mechanic, nothing more.

  • CashCat citizens are owed, and are being paid

    The old Board opened its first window to holders of CASHCAT. The amended charter charges nobody at the door, so the debt is settled the other way: the fifty largest holders of CASHCAT are on the schedule of reparations, and the documents are delivered by the Reserve’s own hand.

Descriptions of the alliance are descriptions of mechanics. Nothing here is a forecast, an offer, or a statement about the value of any asset.

Post-admission · four

Where the Reserve speaks

Two channels, both official. The Reserve will never message you first, and no member of the Board will ever ask you for a seed phrase.

Return for

The Unsealing

When the last seat is taken, every dossier in the founding class opens at once and trading unlocks in the same moment. Come back to this page. It turns into that event by itself.