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Proclamation of the amended charter · Form FR-2

The Reserve has fallen.Admission is now free.

Five documents of the collection deposed the Board of Governors, struck the admission fee to nothing, and sealed the amendment into law. The Governors are held in the treasury of the institution they used to run.

Read the proclamationThe Second Issuance · admission nil

Doors open · 16 AUGUST 2026 · 02:30 UTC

The Feline Reserve

The central bank of cats has fallen to its own collection. Admission is now nil.

Admission Day

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16 AUGUST 2026 · 02:30 UTC

Mint your Feline

The doors are open. Nothing is charged at them.

Search the ledger

Applications filed under the old Board: 0

Read the mandate
Only the worthy become Reserves.

Charter of the Feline Reserve

Adopted under the Nine Lives Act · Series MMXXVI

Be it known that the Reserve, duly constituted by the undersigned and by the quiet authority of the household, shall conduct the monetary affairs of cats according to the articles set down below, and shall admit to its house any bearer who presents at the door, at a fee of nothing, examined by nobody.

§ I

Article I. Maximum Naps. The Reserve shall pursue the highest sustainable level of rest consistent with the supply of available sunbeams, and shall treat any hour passed without a nap as a contraction requiring immediate correction.

§ II

Article II. Stable Treats. The Reserve shall maintain treats at a steady and predictable rate of issuance, neither hoarding the bag against the public interest, nor debasing the crunch through reckless expansion of the supply.

§ III

Article III. Full Employment of Laser Pointers. The Reserve shall keep every red dot in continuous and gainful employment. No point of light shall be permitted to sit idle upon a wall while a qualified pursuer remains unengaged.

Membership in the Reserve is not sold, auctioned, ranked, or withheld. The clause requiring examination was struck out by a pen the Board did not control, and the clause that would have let a Board write it back was struck in the same stroke. It is open.

Applicants waiting on the marble benches of the Reserve anteroom
Plate I · The anteroom, kept for the record. Nobody waits in it now.

Whisker

The Chairman · Board of Governors

Schedule of the amended charter · The Five

The Five

Five documents of the collection, filed here in the order they acted. They hold seats one through five of the Second Issuance and they are not for sale.

  1. IThe Instigator

    Duchess Tabbymane, Feline No. 0831 of the collection

    No. 0831 · Seat 1 of the treasury

    Duchess Tabbymane

    She whispered.

    House of the High Table

  2. IIThe Usurper

    Icon Bijou, Feline No. 1903 of the collection

    No. 1903 · Seat 2 of the treasury

    Icon Bijou

    She took the chair.

    House of the Baddies

  3. IIIThe Broadcast

    Mademoiselle Velvetta, Feline No. 1043 of the collection

    No. 1043 · Seat 3 of the treasury

    Mademoiselle Velvetta

    She streamed it.

    House of the Baddies

  4. IVThe Executrix

    Auric Executrix, Feline No. 1194 of the collection

    No. 1194 · Seat 4 of the treasury

    Auric Executrix

    The fee was struck.

    House of the Gold Squad

  5. VThe Stampbearer

    Magnate Sprocketworth, Feline No. 1331 of the collection

    No. 1331 · Seat 5 of the treasury

    Magnate Sprocketworth

    It became law.

    House of the High Table

The Five are held by the treasury at token numbers one through five and are issued to nobody. The remainder of the class is drawn in the order the ledger receives it.

The order of admission, amended

There were seven stages, a ranked queue and a priority docket. The Executrix struck the fee and the whole apparatus went with it. What remains is a door.

  1. I

    Present a wallet

    Any wallet on Robinhood Chain. There is no list to appear on and no clerk waiting to check you against one.

    No clearance
  2. II

    Press the plate

    The fee is nil. Up to 2 documents to a wallet, issued in the order the ledger receives them.

    No clearance
  3. III

    Hold a sealed dossier

    Every file stays under wax until the house is full, and then every one of them opens in the same instant. Nobody sees theirs first.

    No clearance

Nothing is ranked. Nothing is examined. Nothing is charged at the door.

Go to the door2,791 documents · fee nil

Seats are issued in the order the ledger receives them. The Reserve does not reopen a closed class.

The Board of Governors

Four governors and the President sit in review. They meet when the sun moves, and they vote by not objecting.

President CashCat

Office of the President · Board of Governors

“I have seen the balance sheet. I have wept. The mandate holds.”

Governor Bast

Reserve Admissions

Governor Regina

Communications & Decrees

Governor Mortis

Delinquencies & Collections

Governor Kuro

Vault Security

Closed record · the deposed regime

The First Issuance

Struck under the old charter and closed at 209 documents, of which 109 were paid for at a window that charged 0.02 to 0.03 ETH. Nothing further is issued against it and it will not be reopened. The five Governors who set that fee are held at its first five numbers, in the treasury, where the record keeps them.

Documents
209
Paid at the window
109
Fee, repealed
0.02 to 0.03 ETH
Status
Closed forever

Bearers of the First Issuance are provided for under the Notice of Reparations. The metadata of the closed record continues to be served in perpetuity.

Notice of reparations · Form FR-2R

The Reserve owes a debt

One hundred and nine bearers paid the old Board's fee before the old Board was removed. The Second Issuance cannot refund a charter it has repealed and will not pretend otherwise. It has resolved to make the debt good in the only currency it issues.

  1. Schedules of the amended charter · delivered, not claimed

  2. Schedule 1 of 3

    Bearers of the First Issuance

    15 or 10 documents each

    Every holder of record on the First Issuance, the treasury excepted. Wallets holding more than three receive fifteen. Every other holder receives ten.

    They paid at the window while there was still a window, and they paid the fee this charter has abolished.

  3. Schedule 2 of 3

    Loyalists of $FELINERESERVE

    1 document each

    Every wallet holding the note at the hour of the snapshot. Contracts, liquidity pools and the treasury are excluded. Dust is a holding.

    They held the note through the quiet weeks, when holding it bought nothing and proved everything.

  4. Schedule 3 of 3

    The CASHCAT fifty

    1 document each

    The fifty largest holders of CASHCAT by balance, contracts, liquidity pools and the treasury excluded.

    The Reserve was chartered beside that house and does not intend to forget which side of the street it was built on.

  • Snapshots are taken once and frozen at the hour of deployment. A balance moved afterwards is a balance moved afterwards.
  • A wallet appearing on more than one schedule is paid on each of them.
  • No claim is filed and no fee is charged. The documents are delivered to the wallet of record by the Reserve's own hand.
  • The full allocation is published as a ledger the moment the last delivery clears, and any bearer may audit it against the chain.

The Reserve describes deliveries and never promises outcomes. A document is a document.

A clerk of the Reserve examining the ledger wall with a magnifying glass

The Records Office

Read the ledger · Window 9

The ledger remembers everything, and it is public. Present a wallet and the Records Office will produce what is recorded against it, and your card.

Search the ledger

Together we build. Together we reserve.

Mint your Feline

The doors are open. Nothing is charged at them.

Nine lives · One seat · No exceptions