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The Second Phase · Window V

The Reserve Desk

Four instruments of the second phase, kept here under overprint. What they are is engraved. When they are, and on what terms, is a matter for the Committee.

Operational in Phase 2

Pending Issuance

No control on this page can be operated, and none is meant to be. The instrument of the second phase has not been issued and is not named on this site until it is.

Schedule of instruments

What the second phase builds

The order below is the order it is built in, and each instrument is useless without the one before it.

Division of Issuance · Instrument I

The Issuance

The terms of the Issuance are sealed by order of the Committee.

Operational in Phase 2

Pending Issuance

What is under the cloth is drawn, cast and countersigned. It is not described. The Committee sits on the terms, the terms stay sealed until the Committee is done sitting on them, and the Reserve has nothing further to add on the subject at this time.

One thing about it is not a secret, because it is not ours to keep: it will run on the CashCat rails, where the whole supply of a launch is placed into a Uniswap v4 pool at birth and liquidity can never be withdrawn again. That property belongs to the rails. It is enforced by their hook contract, which is named below and which anyone may read without asking us anything.

The rails, on the record

The sealed instrumentAn engraved drawing: a draped cloth covering a seated figure with two pointed ears, bound at the waist with a cord and countersigned with the Reserve’s wax seal. Nothing beneath the cloth is shown.
Sealed by order of the CommitteeUnder seal · No particulars posted

Chartered on the CashCat rails

Liquidity locked at birth by the hook

Division of Commissions · Instrument II

Commissioning

A seat is art the day it is issued. Commissioning is the separate act that turns a seat into a Primary Dealer seat, the standing that carries a weight in the schedules below.

Operational in Phase 2 · Pending Issuance

A commission is taken once and clears when the seat changes hands: a seat sold on arrives at its new desk un-commissioned, and is commissioned again by whoever now holds it. An un-commissioned seat keeps its art, its serial, its name and its account. The seat is what activates, not the cat.

RankDropDealer
Reserve Member1.00×1.00×
Senior Reserve1.35×1.25×
Governor1.75×1.50×
Chairman2.50×2.00×

Fee schedule to be posted. The Committee has not set the commissioning fees, and the Reserve does not print a figure it has not decided.

Where a commission goes

Retired from supply

50%

A numbered public operation

To the Vault

25%

Held by the institution

To the Coffer

25%

Paid out in public

Each retirement is posted as a numbered operation, so the record can be audited line by line rather than in aggregate.

Chartered on the CashCat rails

Division of Market Operations · Instrument III

The Reserve Window

A window that quotes both ways. The institution holds seats in a vault and will deal in them at a single posted rate: buying at the rate, selling at the rate, and standing behind the quote in both directions.

Operational in Phase 2

Pending Issuance

OperationTerms
BuyThe next seat in line, at the posted rateWhichever seat the vault happens to hold at the front
SnipeA named seat, at the rate plus a premiumFor when only one particular cat will do
SellA seat returned, at the rate less the spreadThe window stands on both sides of its own quote

The rate is not a market price and is not discovered by trading. It is set by the Committee at scheduled meetings, within bounded ranges, and announced, which is the entire point of running a central bank as a cat joke: the phrase “the Committee has raised the rate” becomes a literal description of a governance vote.

The Window Rate

Rate: to be set by the Committee

Announced at scheduled meetings · Bounded by charter

Specimen · drawn for reference, not for use

Window ticket

Seat at the front· · · ·
Rate· · · ·
Premium, named seatPosted with the rate
Spread, seat returnedPosted with the rate

The window opens in Phase 2

Chartered on the CashCat rails

Division of Market Operations · Instrument IV

Open Market Operations

The fee streams on Plate I accrue into the Coffer, which anyone can watch filling. When it is full, anyone at all may sound the Bell: one pass converts the Coffer into the assets each seat has elected and credits them to the account that seat itself owns.

Operational in Phase 2 · Pending Issuance

Specimen · drawn for reference, not for use

The Sounding of the Bell

The Coffer is not yet open · 0 of 0

Bell may be sounded byAnyone
Caller’s bountyPosted with the Coffer
Credited toEach seat’s own account
Distributed to date· · · ·

The bell rope hangs here in Phase 2

Credits are paid to the account the seat itself holds, not to the address of whoever happens to hold the seat. Sell the seat and the account goes with it.

Election cards · each seat elects up to three

Stock tokensRestricted wing · papers required
CASHCATThe allied token
EtherPlain and portable

Notice: stock tokens are not available to persons in certain jurisdictions on the secondary market. The election screen will ask for papers before it offers them, and every other election remains open to everyone.

Chartered on the CashCat rails

Division of Foreign Relations · Readings from the rails

The Rails Board

CASHCAT retired at the dead address

The rails did not answer

Retired from every platform fee

The rails did not answer

Reported by the splitter contract

Launch configurations on file

The rails did not answer

Configurations, not launches

Fee to launch

The rails did not answer

Recent launches · the rails did not answer at this posting

Struck at the factory 0x5bd1…4661, indexed from its own logs.

The tax ladder a launch may choose · the platform’s cut is the difference

1% tax → 0.7% creator + 0.3% platform3% tax → 2.7% creator + 0.3% platform5% tax → 4.7% creator + 0.3% platform10% tax → 9.7% creator + 0.3% platform

A quarter of that flat 0.3% is spent buying CASHCAT and sending it where it cannot come back. The rails document the split themselves, and the splitter contract reports it on demand.

Read from the chain · re-read every 60 seconds

The Committee sits. The wing waits.

Admission first. Whatever follows is announced when the Board announces it, and not one hour earlier.

Nothing on this page is an offer, a solicitation, or a statement about what anything will be worth. It is a description of mechanisms, published early because mechanisms published late are mechanisms nobody checked.